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THREATS AGAINST THE PRESIDENT (RE: CANDY THROWN AT PRESIDENT)

While volunteering at the National Archives, I was working on a project reviewing some records of the Secret Service and came across a document with the above title. It is an account of an event on 3/5/33 where a man witnessed a “white colored missile” flying through the air that hit the head of president Franklin Roosevelt. The witness watched FDR go by in a car, waving to onlookers and struck by the object. When he examined the object, he found the “missile” was a “peppermint ball about 1 inch in diameter, color white with pink stripes. He could not say who threw it.

The witness, Alexander Gawlis of Baltimore, sent a letter reporting the event to the Secret Service. This document is an account of the follow-up interview Mr. Gawlis who, in the opinion of the agent, “is not a crank or a radical.”

Happy Inauguration Cakes Weekend

Happy Inauguration Cakes Weekend

That’ll do

That’ll do

Uncool

Uncool

“The paths of glory lead but to the grave.” - Chester Cheeto

“The paths of glory lead but to the grave.” - Chester Cheeto

‘Natural flavor with other natural flavor’?

‘Natural flavor with other natural flavor’?

Election year

Election year

Tow Truck Requiem For A Dream

Tow Truck Requiem For A Dream

Share your wifi when on the trail

Share your wifi when on the trail

Stating the obvious

Stating the obvious

Word on the street

Word on the street

Prude

Prude

History

History

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That shit cray

That shit cray